10 Reasons NOT to Travel with Kids!

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1. SexPot = a humansized vat of sex

2. Mama = a hip sassy mom, not to ever be mistaken for mommy or mother

3. Ma’am = what they call you when they’re cute and in their 20s and you’re so obviously freakin’ NOT

4. GalPal = the one who always says you’re phat…not fat

5. Get Your Freak On = see #1

6. Cute = what they call you when you don’t get called gorgeous hardly *ever* I mean what’s WRONG with these people??

7. AloneTime = when mommy runs away upstairs with a bottle of wine and a video and a celeb mag and if anyone comes in the door they are ignored and sent back to Daddy immediately.

8. Toys = Lovely things that are always more fun than flowers

9. Hubcap = husbandly one

10. Moobs = Man Boobs.  Also funny clever site by a MAN.

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