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Yum Yum, Gimme Some…ManCandy!

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The CandyMan’s been here and left a sweet treat…the first entry in ManCandy Contest 2007!

Jacob Moore from McGregor, MN. Who knew Minnesota men were such hotties?

He’s recently back from a tour in Iraq (serving in the US Air Force) and currently training for the Special Forces (did I mention Daniel Craig?). Oh, and BTW…he’s SINGLE. That’s right, ladies, Jacob is available for dates and CrankMama wants to help. If you’d like to date him, comment on this post. He’ll be checking the comments and emailing you back.

In the meantime, visit the contest site to see what he’s straddling in this pic…. And remember to enter your own sweets!

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CrankMama’s Man Candy Contest 2007

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mancandy_cutie.jpgGot Daniel Craig hiding in your closet? Or just your favorite loverboy you want to show off? Join the contest, vote on your favorite, take a break from your sweat and toil and rest your eyes on some loveliness of the male variety.

How Do I Participate?
It’s easy as 1 - 2 - 3

Buy a CrankMama ManCandy T-Shirt here (They are $13.99 plus shipping)

Then take a picture of your firecracker wearing the shirt (must be over 18 and no porn shots, you naughties)

Then sign up and upload your picture here.

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Too shy shy to participate? You can still VOTE, sisters and brothers. Simply go here and rate the pictures.

GOOD LUCK AND ENJOY!!

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Candy Man Can

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Love you some mens? Join us for an exciting contest starting next week… Details coming soon…

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There will be pictures of pretty mens submitted by you, and you will be able to vote.

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Every Daddy Needs…

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dad_king.jpgHere at CrankMama we like to stick up for the mamas. We love to encourage shoe-worship, girlfriend gallivanting, kid-free quiet time and much soul-fulfilling romping. But what about the poor papas? Is there no room left in all this fun for the man-love? Oh my yes!!

In fact, our love for the daddies is so incontrovertible and often over the top, we sometimes get into trouble while wearing gold lame and quaffing fancy drinks (but that’s a story for another time).

In honor of Father’s Day (and everyone is somebody’s daddy don’t you know), we’re sharing secrets of CrankMama ManBaskets that even the most diffident confused man will enjoy.


Today’s Man Basket Tip

If he’s anything like Daniel Craig (and praise God, let’s hope he is), then your man likes a woman to dress up. Surprise him for a date. Pick him up at work (or home) all dolled up with heels and makeup and perfume and whisk him away on a kid-free evening adventure.

If the night takes you somewhere evilicious and questionable and mysterious, so much the better. Tattoo parlor? Head shop? Sex shop? Who knows?

Meanwhile. There are some seriously funny and talented (& hot) daddio bloggers out there. You should check them OUT.

Cry it Out
Mitch McDad
Moobs
Doodaddy

Nummy!!

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Anti-Depressant

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Hubs and I had a date.

And I saw this.

Mama is all better now.

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