Over at Stroller Derby today, they’re discussing the dangers of Mom Jeans and the importance of women letting out their inner divas, and the whole thing has me madder than a bee trapped in a jar.

Men are much more frumpy than women, especially once they become dads.* Always with the t-shirts and the ball caps and the chubby bellies.

So let’s take a collective break, shall we, from encouraging the WOMEN with the babies and the birthing and the drippy nipples to look nice and turn our attention to the MEN!! The men with the man boobies and the bad attitude about night waking.

This, my friends, is an issue requiring serious media attention. And we here at CrankMama have devised an evil plan to address the problem. Full details coming soon, but let’s just say it involves a CrankMama T-Shirt Contest for Men… and you taking pictures of your favorite sexy sweetie in some romantic pose…

Stay tuned…

*it must be said that my husband is NOT one of these. He’s lost over 25 pounds on South Beach and is recapturing his early glowing beauty of sexy youth.