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March 19, 2008 - Number of Comments » 2

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - […]



March 16, 2008 - Number of Comments » 2

Hubs and I went out with a group of friends on Friday. After several drinks the conversation turned to dating… specifically to the most embarrassing moment you’ve ever had on a date.
What’s mine, you ask? Let’s just say it involved an unfortunate choice of footwear. You’ll have to take me out for martinis some […]



March 11, 2008 - Number of Comments » 3

I always thought if I had to choose between Heaven and Hell I’d choose Hell. After all, it sounds like all the party animals will be there.
Besides which I’ve assumed that I’d never make it past the gatekeeper anyway.
But now I am thinking again…. Why suffer a life of eternal damnation when I […]



March 8, 2008 - Number of Comments » 2

You know, the kind that just all around S-U-C-K-S. Thankfully there’s a song from Jimmy Eat World that helps put things back in perspective. Enjoy.



March 6, 2008 - Number of Comments » 2

Have you heard of Seattle’s South Lake Union Trolley?
It has an unfortunate, but oh so humorous, abbreviation - otherwise known as The S.L.U.T.
I heard about it while I was Christmas shopping in Seattle.
Apparently I’ve been living under a rock though because I just found out about these brilliant Ride The S.L.U.T. shirts created […]