February 13, 2008 - 10:05 pm
I was waiting in line at the grocery store this morning watching while the woman in line just ahead of me tried valiantly to stop her kid from demolishing the magazine stand.
But her son was on a mission. When mama turned for 2 seconds to get her wallet out of her bag he started grabbing the magazines off the shelf and throwing them onto the floor.
I was just about to offer my services when mama spun around, grabbed her son by the back of his jacket, and screamed in a voice loud enough to be heard throughout the store…….”Simon, I’ve got two words for you….. BE-HAVE!!!!!”
She was a CrankMama!
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A while back my daughter (aka Cindy Brady) was ratting out her older brother, who had been repeatedly told to behave. She hollered to me that he wasn’t “being have…”
February 13th, 2008 at February 13, 2008 - 11:15 pmshe said *both* the words? wow!
February 14th, 2008 at February 14, 2008 - 6:00 pmThat’s hilarious. She would have benn a Lotta Chicago mama if she started to say “Motherf$*!@ argh!”
February 16th, 2008 at February 16, 2008 - 10:35 am