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November 7, 2007 - 11:33 am

Ho On The GoEver since I saw Ho On The Go, two thoughts have been chasing round and round in my mind:

1. “Where was this in my twenties?”

2. “Why in the hell didn’t I think of it, damn it?!”

So what is Ho On The Go? Just a fabulous little kit that includes a thong with the HOTG logo, 2 condoms, a toothbrush with mini paste, and an aromatherapy towelette.

Don’t you luv it? Don’t you wish you had one? Don’t you wish you’d thought of it? Don’t you know a HO who’s getting it the next time a gift giving occasion arises?

You know you do!

Envy and admiration mingle with a healthy dose of laughter as I give the creator of this naughty little necessity her props - brilliant and so very well done girlfriend!

Sunny Merry, I salute you!


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  1. 1
    rimarama Says:

    Ho, boy, that’s awesome. I wish I still had some single friends I could give this to.

  2. 2
    Joy Says:

    By posting this you have saved me many hours on my holiday shopping - Thank YOU!

  3. 3
    mauniejames3 Says:

    really cute idea for a joke shower gift…or over the hill kind of gift…boy it would have worked out well when I was single…those cave rocks and poisen ivy leaves were just so wrong…I am older then dirt….

  4. 4
    CrankMama Says:

    I’m pondering giving it to my “married with children” friends. It might help spice things up by reminding them of those misspent college years!

  5. 5
    susiej Says:

    I really, really, have no comment. But, it’s pretty funny.

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    Melinda Says:

    I can’t believe I missed this post yesterday…but today my eyes could not avoid the fact that this is truly a new step for women! I really would have loved to have one of these in college (not that I was a ho-ho, just a ho (single ho))…anywho, it would have been great too if they included a big pair of dark sunglasses, just for that “walk of shame” home : )

  7. 7
    CrankMama Says:

    OMG Melinda, you’re right! That IS what’s missing. Big dark sunglasses for the “walk of shame”. Sunny Merry should include them in HOTG-2!

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    Sunny Says:

    Crank Mama you rock! Thanks for the lovely words…all you Ho’s get free shipping for Xmas!!

    XOXOXOX

    Sunny

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    CrankMama Says:

    Woo Hoo! Do you see that ladies….? FREE shipping. Thanks Sunny.

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