10 Reasons NOT to Travel with Kids!

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May 4, 2007 - Number of Comments » 4

The sheer necessity of mommy time-out notwithstanding, it takes considerably more intestinal fortitude to walk away from your sweet darlings and board a plane for three days for the first time, than to say “fuck” in a bar during a three hour break from your kids. I practically mewed in sorrow when my kittens […]



May 3, 2007 - Number of Comments » 12

Today I leave on my first solo journey, longer than 48 hours, since having Chloe almost two years ago. I’m going to Atlanta to visit a friend, and probably have drinks with She Who is Obsessed with Park Rangers and other fancy blogging babies. Sigh. Alone time with girlfriends, and dancing and fun and […]