April 9, 2007 - 10:30 pm
Gettling laid? No? Yes? Come on, you can trust me, I won’t tell a soul. I’ll just write up a little something. It won’t hurt a bit. But let me tell you, parents writing and thinking about sex is a good thing (especially if the writing and the thinking don’t replace the doing.) What?
Mitch McDad’s counting the days, and ways, and debating vibrators, Redneck Mommy is fornicating with her husband and making you laugh your puritan off while she does it, Emma (as per usual) is encouraging afternoon delight (WTF? Who has time for an afternoon pedicure?), and don’t forget to check out Kristen’s excellent Mominatrix over at Imperfect Parent. She’s writing all about it, baby.
Meanwhile, I’m not afraid of numbers, people. Did you know that some parents are having oodles of sex? I’m talking TWICE or THRICE each week. Imagine!!
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On another note: Karrie nominated me for Hottest Mommy Blog (Does that mean I’m pretty or that I write hot things? Hmmmmmm). If you vote, I’ll give you a kiss. With tongue.
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Twice or thrice a month? Got that down! Oh wait. *sob, sob* Never mind.
April 9th, 2007 at April 9, 2007 - 10:54 pmCrikey! I nearly wet myself reading all of those blogs. No, not that sort…
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 12:35 amI’d comment, but my va-jay jay is sore and my brain is still addled with trying to erase the image of my son standing there, stoned, watching me and the hubs get it on…
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 7:45 amWell if there’s going to be tongue…
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 9:39 amI voted.
*waits patiently*
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 10:49 amOh, the sex.
(Please post photos of you tongue kissing the zero boss.)
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 1:20 pmSex? What’s that?
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 1:40 pmWhat’s this? 2! even 3 times a week?!
(tear down my cheek)
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 1:59 pmI think I’ve heard of this “sex” of which you speak.
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 2:11 pmAs Austin Powers might say, “Do you make us randy, baby?”
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 3:23 pmNow that I’m off Celexa I’m glad to rejoin the 4-5 times a week club.
I voted, but I don’t like tongue. Can I trade it in for something else?
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 4:23 pmThanks for the links! I haven’t laughed so hard in a looong time!
Oh, and I voted.
(Hint, hint.)
April 10th, 2007 at April 10, 2007 - 8:09 pmIn the best relationships, it seems that the biggest issue for gettin’ it on is time. Gotta make the time.
April 12th, 2007 at April 12, 2007 - 5:44 pmAh, yes! I remember sex! In the days before morning/afternoon/evening sickness!
Alright, I’ll vote for ya. But there better be tongue.
Mondo big hugs to Paige for me!
And, if you’ve got time - we’re having a big Blogger Party in L.A. in May!
April 13th, 2007 at April 13, 2007 - 12:07 amNope. Why do you think I blog so much?
April 13th, 2007 at April 13, 2007 - 5:07 amIt seems as though my husband and I “get it on” so much more when one of us goes away for a week. I came back from Easter vacation and it was like when we first got together…we didn’t even care if our son was awake or not…we would leave him in his play saucer thing and go “get it on”…like twice or three times a day!!!! Yesterday…since we both worked, though…only once!!! Anyway…thought I’d share!!!! LOL I love this conversation…it’s so funny!!!
April 15th, 2007 at April 15, 2007 - 10:20 am[…] Crank Mama was talking about the deed and the lack thereof for many disgruntled parental units, and so are quite a few other bloggers out there. […]
April 15th, 2007 at April 15, 2007 - 1:13 pm[…] Working Mom’s Mom is already a bit wary of the fact that my best buddies are all female, this one no exception. My wife and I are feeling some minor relationship stress at the mo’ — the usual stuff, I’m sure, and I won’t bore you with it here. (If you really want to know, I blame CrankMama, who reminded me that before the baby my wife and I got to… do things. See my comment at that link and you’ll get the picture.) […]
April 20th, 2007 at April 20, 2007 - 10:57 amOooh! I voted for you even before I knew about the kiss thing!
And sex? Well … Karrie (oneweirdmother) thinks I constantly want it, and she has a complex about not wanting it, so I end up making lame jokes about it, which she takes seriously, which causes more stress, et cetera.
We get to it maybe once every couple months. But I’m crossing my fingers for the Wellbutrin to kick in.
April 20th, 2007 at April 20, 2007 - 12:26 pm[…] Working Mom’s Mom is already a bit wary of the fact that my best buddies are all female, this one no exception. My wife and I are feeling some minor relationship stress at the mo’ — the usual stuff, I’m sure, and I won’t bore you with it here. (If you really want to know, I blame CrankMama, who reminded me that before the baby my wife and I got to… do things. See my comment at that link and you’ll get the picture.) […]
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October 30th, 2007 at October 30, 2007 - 2:47 am