Went out to dinner tonight looked around and saw the future!! Mine and theirs. The prom girls were walking around in just about nothing I tell you (and looking damn perky while they were at it). The 50 - somethings were all blessedly child-free and fabulous in their laughing martinis and tables full of […]

The bitch. She’s my girl. My people.
Today I took Zander to visit his future Kindergarten Class and while there I met a funny, saucy, cranky girl. I think I’m in love.
It’s hard to make friends these days, what with the schedules, and the different values, and the opinions and […]

Not that kind.. this kind…

I’m attempting to wean Chloe. Again. Because nursing a toddler is like being attacked by a pack of wolves.
A few weeks ago, breastfeeding became an integral part of her louder and more demanding tantrums. They now include her chasing me around screaming “Boob!” “Boob!” It’s time for […]

Pretty Shoes + Pretty Toes + South Beach Diet is Working = Happy Happy Mama

The people. They’ve finally taken over. Mommy is down with buggy bugs and has handed over home rule to 3 munchkins. Unsure of their intentions, but it’s not looking good from the couch. Send help.