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March 27, 2007 - 9:39 pm


The Good News:

* Person at work says my skin looks “beautiful”
* Husband notices I look slimmer
* Eating more vegetables than humanly possible, am slowly becoming green pepper
* When not gnawing on my knuckle, I have more energy

The Bad News:

* Have another 6 days on Phase I of South Beach
* I see pasta everywhere.
* I see carbs everywhere
* Salads are highly overrated
* Being healthy and slender is also overrated


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  1. 1
    Oh, The Joys Says:

    You say nothing of the farting…

  2. 2
    Redneck Mommy Says:

    Not enough money or motivation to put myself through that torture.

    I like my veggies. But only as a precursor to actual FOOD.

    Plus, I think my ass is sexy when it looks like a big, puffy, cloud-like pillow.

    I embrace it.

  3. 3
    emma Says:

    I’m so proud of you. I still need to lose about fifteen pounds but I’m scared of doing it in case I lose my tits in the process. In any case, eating salad isn’t so hard in the spring, or is it not hot in seattle yet?

  4. 4
    bon Says:

    correct me if i’m wrong, but i’m pretty sure knuckle-gnawing is actually a very serious calorie burner. the diet is just so damn helpful!

    good job on sticking to it. and you’re not crazy or merely deprived, dude…carbs ARE everywhere. it’s a bad bad world.

  5. 5
    Ally Says:

    Good for you! I am trying the Weight Watchers thing and I am ravneous at the end of the day and B I T C H Y! My poor hubby…oh, and if I loose MY tits in the process, that would make me a very happy woman! Would not make hubby happy, but if I can wear a tank top with perky tits again…oh the joy!!!

  6. 6
    Above Average Joe Says:

    Mrs. Joe read “French Women Dont Get Fat” and came away with the idea that drinking more wine helps with weight loss. It seems to have worked for her and a tipsy Mrs. Joe makes me happy.

  7. 7
    loralee Says:

    I just hit 23 lbs lost since the middle of January. I just stopped eating most junk and started running faithfully. It is the only time in my life that it hasn’t sucked and been hard. Mainly, I don’t over do the gym and hell, if chocolate calls me I say “Cool” and eat it without stress.

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    jen Says:

    I tried that South Beach thing a few years back and I swore that if I ever EVER saw another freakin egg…it would be tooooo soon!
    That diet went against every food I grew up eating back East.
    That said…I lost 8 pounds in 2 weeks.

  9. 9
    PunditMom Says:

    Oh, CM — why, oh why, does it sound like it may be working? I have several pounds that MUST be lost before my stepdaughter’s wedding (that’s another story!), and even your suffering sounds like I may have to give in and try it!

    Maybe we could have a bi-coastal diet club? ;)

  10. 10
    Miss-Black Says:

    This post has given me new resolve. I hate the first two weeks of South Beach with the passion of a million burning suns. But, what can I say? It actually works.

    Re: the egg thing.

    If it makes you feel any better, I got diagnosed with G.D. at eight weeks and stayed on Phase 1 for the remaining seven and a half months of my pregnancy. I would get up in the morning, take my blood sugar, pull the eggs out of the fridge and start to cry. This morning when I made my Eggbeaters and Canadian Bacon I had a momentary flashback and laughed. I keep telling myself, “If you could make it seven-plus months then, you can certainly survive two weeks now.”

    I just gorged myself on a bunch of nuts and a piece of string cheese. I’m going to try and make it to dinnertime on Crystal Light exclusively.

  11. 11
    Go Read It Today, Thursday, March 29, 2007 :: Plain Jane Mom Blog. Says:

    […] Ugh, I’m hating South Beach too. […]

  12. 12
    Kellyology Says:

    I am so impressed that you’ve made it so far. I couldn’t do it!

  13. 13
    thordora Says:

    I’m gassy from one salad-no WAY I’d do days and days of it.

    I refuse to go through life hungry for anything. I don’t know how you guys do it! :)

  14. 14
    MammaLoves Says:

    Oh I hear ya hon.

    I never knew how much I’d miss carbs (Who am I kidding? That’s all I ate before.)

  15. 15
    Crank Mama » Blog Archive » Mommy’s Restin’ Rockin’ Eve Says:

    […] Somebody Bring Me Some Pasta […]

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    Jill Says:

    I HATE south beach. Cannot do it. I did love about 40lbs in the past year though (most of it in about 6 months, the last 10 came of veeeery slowly) by using fitday.com to help track my fat, calories and exercise. I linked it to my blog so everyone could see what I was eating and how active I was, and it really made me accountable!

    Good luck!!!

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    Crank Mama » Blog Archive » Pretty Pretty Math Says:

    […] Pretty Shoes + Pretty Toes + South Beach Diet is Working = Happy Happy Mama […]

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