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February 20, 2007 - 5:55 am

Thump, thump, thump. Creak. Sniffle. Cry. “Mama?” “MAMAAA??????” “MAMA!”

Ergh. “Yes?”

“Sometimes you don’t understand me.”

Ergh. “I don’t?”

“No. Sometimes you don’t understand.”

Shuffle, shuffle, robe. Door open. Peer down at small serious face. “I’m sorry I don’t always understand you honey. Sometimes I don’t understand myself.”

“Oh.”

Hands, walk, walk, tuck in, kiss, hug.

“Mommy? Why is President Bush so mean?”

*PROUD SMILE*


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    mama featheren Says:

    What a fantastic little creature you’re raising there.

    Keep your eye on that one…sounds like she’s got quite a few surprises in store for you

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    PunditMom Says:

    I LOVE her! She and R. must get together — I was getting a speech from R. in the car the other day about how she doesn’t like Bush because he lies! ;)

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    BlogWhore Says:

    mean? why is he soooo stupid?

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    L.A. Daddy Says:

    Look at that! As smart and witty as mom! Funny how they can knock you down and pick you up within the span of one stumped pause from a ignorant world leader…

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    Peter Says:

    I was concerned about inflicting my own politics on Miles and Porter… That faded as soon as my wife found a cool “President Poopyhead” T-shirt for sale…

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    jen Says:

    EXCELLENT!!!! Babywit.com has GREAT anti-Bush shirts for kiddos. I purchased the “I already know more then the President” for both Bubber and Little Pea. Keep teaching her sistah!!! POWER TO THE LITTLE PEOPLE! :)

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    Gunfighter Says:

    All I can add is Amen.

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    Kevin Charnas Says:

    That’s what I’m talking about, sister. You’re raising a fine one there. ;)

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    Kevin Charnas Says:

    And maybe that little intelligent angel could teach quite a few adults something about deductive reasoning. Shall we get busy on a book tour?

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    emma Says:

    Goodness me, you have a deep thinker there. And someone with very sound political instincts!

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    Stacie Says:

    Well, someone has a good political head on her small little shoulders!

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    Izzy Says:

    Once when my daughter was about 4 she told me that if she had a bakery, George Bush wouldn’t be allowed in it.

    *beaming with pride*

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