As has already been established, contentment is far preferable to happiness in CrankMama Land.  In my view, happiness, like success, is often an illusory experience, based on denial, or insularity, or a determination to ignore all grim things.  It’s like that peppy high school cheerleader raw-rawing as I froze my ass off playing the flute […]

Beauty and sexiness are in the eye of the beholder…to a point.  After that point (Age 35? 3 children?) beauty becomes a smattering of courage, determination, counting vegetable servings, and illusion.  Enter the category of garment I like to call the  JeanGirdle….
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you are a lucky and blissfully […]

And Sex Week concludes with this final meditation dedicated to all of you hot mamas out there, working hard to keep your heart and soul together while changing diapers and changing the world:
Ode to the Mamas
If only you could see yourselfHow beautiful and tender and true you areHow lovely in moments of swearing and lustand grocery […]

Since it’s Sex Week here at CrankMama, I thought I’d tell you a little about my life during my 2nd week of working again.
First, the pimp calls to set up the meet, identifies the John and tells me where to go, what was ordered, and how much I’ll get.
Then, I get all dolled up, do […]

Since several of you seem quite interested in the Erotic Love post, I’m selecting 2 of the responses by folks who might just have this problem licked (couldn’t resist).  They are also two great bloggin’ chicks, so it’s also an opportunity to check out their sites…
Martini Mom said:
Grab asses randomly during the day…touch touch touch…whisper […]