October 28, 2006 - 9:07 am
Goddess of Snark grant me the serenity
to accept the peeps I cannot change;
the cleverness to change the things I am not supposed to change;
and wisdom to embrace the differences between myself and the Other Mommies .
Living one hour at a time;
Enjoying one glass of wine at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to maturity and self-obsession;
Taking, as She did, this sinfully kooky world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting The Snark;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with my inner CrankMama
Forever in the next.
Amen.
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Yes, trust the snark. It will show you the way. It will never do you (long term) harm.
I do enjoy the fact that snark is a Goddess. Makes sense to me.
October 28th, 2006 at October 28, 2006 - 7:34 pmI feel much more serene now, especially after having to deal with the “peeps I cannot change” at a fundraising event last night (can you say ‘never again?’
Thank you, CrankMama, for helping me find my way to my inner crank!
October 29th, 2006 at October 29, 2006 - 6:07 amI love you.
October 29th, 2006 at October 29, 2006 - 8:20 amAmen, sister.
October 29th, 2006 at October 29, 2006 - 3:37 pmI, too, am learning to embrace my inner crankiness! I have to say, it feels GREAT!!!!! Thanks for all your insight! It is good to read that I am not the only one different from the “other” mommies! (Stepford Mommies, is the term I coined for them!)
October 29th, 2006 at October 29, 2006 - 4:50 pmHallelujia!
October 30th, 2006 at October 30, 2006 - 10:30 amI do! I do believe…
October 30th, 2006 at October 30, 2006 - 2:13 pmGet behind me SATAN and while you’re at it pass me that glass!
All that and a tequila chaser, too!
October 30th, 2006 at October 30, 2006 - 5:57 pm