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September 26, 2006 - 1:15 pm

For Her Spirit:

A daily belly laugh

A gaggle of smart sassy girlfriends (or just 1)

A sweetie who tells her she’s gorgeous when she hasn’t showered in two days and smells like baby vomit

Somewhere to go to be alone and quiet, or to be rowdy, loud, and sexy

For Her Kids:

Loving safe caregivers for date night (or work)

Health insurance and a good pediatrician

For Her Mind:

Meaningful work

A good book

For Her Bodacious Bod:  

Pretty underwear that helps everything stay put

A vibrator

For Her Heart:

Great music

Art

Loving kindness

 


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    emma Says:

    You covered most of my bases. For my mind, I would add, lots of trash celebrity magazines. I know it’s all made up, but I still love to ogle the rich and famous.

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    karrie Says:

    Me too, Emma. I’m so ashamed!

    I would add a good french press, warm, flannel pjs, a DivaCup, a bellydancing class, Hoegaarden, and a cleaning service.

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    Moon Mama Says:

    Love the list! My only addition: lots and lots of good wine!

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    Loralee Says:

    I would add chocolate and a DVR to that list.

    It is pretty damn perfect though. Vibrators are just good for the soul.

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    PunditMom Says:

    For your music category, may I suggest Aimee Mann!

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    Paige Says:

    Well said, ladies, right down to the bottles of good wine. Depending on the day, though, I’d add a good undereye cream to the bodacious bod part of the list.

    (ok, maybe MY bodacious bod part of the list…)

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