September 13, 2006 - 5:20 pm
1. Clothing That I’d Buy:
Who Me Slutty? Dress
Stick Leg Stilettos
Longing Labia Lounge Pants
Oppress Me Now Patriarchy Nylons
Giggling Not Jiggling Girdle
2. Magazines I’d Read. Over and Over.
Russell Crowe’s Life As An Aussie Sportsman
Tantric Yoga Sex Slaves
Serial Shoe Shopper Delites
3. Exclamatory Sentences I’d Love to Use:
I couldn’t POSSIBLY take the afternoon off!!
Another job offer!
Please stop telling me I’m stunning! It’s embarrassing!
Free Shoes! Again!
4. Classes I Want to Take
Dancing with Handsome Strangers
Get Fit in 2 Minutes A Day
How to Look 10 Years Younger by Drinking & Eating Fatty Foods
Good Fortune & Good Luck: It Can Be Yours with Hard Work and Determination
Make Your Children Obey Without Crushing Their Spirits
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I like this list a whole lot more than my grocery list that I am putting off doing.
Thanks for the break.
Hey, I want to take that 2 minute fitness class with you. We could wear matching pink t-shirts that say, “Gym Hag” and then braid each others hair!
September 13th, 2006 at September 13, 2006 - 7:19 pmThanks for visiting my blog earlier.
So, Longing Labia Lounge Pants, eh? Where do I get a pair of those suckers? LOL
September 14th, 2006 at September 14, 2006 - 1:45 amI’m having trouble relating to you as a blog personality. You write about wanting to wear slutty dresses, and then I always see that really prim nineteen fifties photo of that Plathesque woman with the baby and the two images don’t gel. Obviously that isn’t you, unless you recently gave birth to your twins at 75, but if you don’t want to post your picture (who does?) which celeb do you resemble? If none, just give a composite: Demi Moore’s eyes, Kate Hudson’s smile, Michael Douglas’ chin dimple etc.
September 14th, 2006 at September 14, 2006 - 3:39 amDoes this mean you’d wear the labia pants with the oppressive nylons? And when you discover the book about how not to crush spirits, please blog about it!
Thanks for dropping by my site too.
September 14th, 2006 at September 14, 2006 - 5:01 amEmma,
September 14th, 2006 at September 14, 2006 - 8:35 amI use that picture of my grandma and mom as a filler while my fancy pants designer pal is putting together something much hipper and crankier. I’m posting another list later today that has a link to my *actual* pic. So then you can decide if you can truly relate. Thankfully I only *feel* 75.
“Make Your Children Obey Without Crushing Their Spirits”
I think I saw that on an internet banner once. It costs like $4.99 and you get a free home refinance with it.
September 14th, 2006 at September 14, 2006 - 10:37 am